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We're coming to the end of uh... Hey Zac, Ang. You're doing a speech, that's cool and all and I'm going to let you finish. But I just had to say, James and Alex's speech was the best speech ever! So... y'know. Speech. What was that. Speech. Me? Do a speech. But I'm so unprepared I haven't got anything. Oh fine then. Ok, well um... First when I was trying to come up with this speech on the spot because this hasn't been planned before of course, I went to the holy internet and consulted that on how to write a speech exactly, so I'll just go through these points. First thing, engage with audience. Hmm. Will everyone of you marry me? Ok, done that. Ok, now maintain eye contact. Ok and done. So now, open with a joke. Uh, this class' work ethic? Oh fine then, how many economists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because if it really needed changing the forces of market supply and demand would have shifted it to a new equilibrium and changed it anyway. But graduation, it's funny in a way. For many of you this will probably be the last time you see any of us again. Oooh, I just heard like 400 people shouting yes in their heads. Not cool man. Though it isn't a sad day entirely, since we're emancipated. We'll now be free from the grasp of the fun police, not looking at anyone in particular. Though I suppose it is sad, since we won't be around all your loving, smiling faces *laughter*. Sorry, I coudln't say that and keep a straight face. (2:48+ to be completed)